I’m craving some good head. Mmf. 😘

Me as a Parent
Child:
Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?

Me:
*clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

words-of-emotion:

More good vibes here
'The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.'
Eleanor Roosevelt (via feellng)
*Rubs your clit as a friend*

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter